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Got a second ? Got a treat ? Ever wondered how art got started or maybe where the first art sample was first discovered ? Being a pretty smart cat , I have an idea. When fire was first discovered back in the rock and dinosaur age . A few things happened that changed everything. Meat was now able to be cooked over a fire pit and the walls in the dark caves lit up. Hello wall space. One day after sitting around bored with nothing to talk about while staring at an empty wall in their cave. The wife got a brilliant idea. She sent her caveman husband out on an art supply run to get 3 rocks. A black rock , a red rock and a white rock. Keep in mind , there wasn’t a Hobby Lobby or a Pantone Color Matching System anywhere around. Not only did the caveman husband return with 3 rocks. He returned with a Bison as well, so she could use it for reference, to draw on the empty wall space. And folks, art was born and drawings were popping up everywhere in people’s cave. They had parties, they had guests over, they finally had something happy to celebrate over, besides out running dinosaurs and surviving. ART. After a few weeks of partying and drawing over 30 bison all over the cave walls, she realized she needed a bigger bison to fill more space. After telling her husband one day she needed a bigger bison because the one he had was too small. His self confidence tanked and male paranoia was born. As Well. Meow !